Current song: Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy

I sit down and I read. Constantly.

Whether it be song lyrics, books on my pre-college reading list, books for fun, or recipies, I'm always reading. I figure that if I continue on my current dosage of great literature and terrible authorship, i'll develop my own ability to uncomprehendible limits.

I hate to hear little kids say that they want to grow up to become writers. You don't need to "grow up" to be a great writer. You just need to be what you are and practice your craft. If you wait to "grow up", your time may pass you by.

I always yell at kids when they say things like that.

I missed the saves the day concert.

excuse me while i stab myself.

-fraz.

I've decided to compile a list of the different bands I listen to depending on the mood I'm in.

cursive - this is my love is useless and stupid and I need to vent mood.

weezer - I'm too lazy to browse through my playlist and these guys are awesome anyway mood.

interpol - I want to listen to music that hasn't been candy-coated by mtv yet.

matchbook romance - Yeah, I can't help it. I heard of them through mtv. but some mtv bands can be somewhat digestible mood.

Led Zepplin - Yeah, i'm black. And I like rad music. So lick my nuts, dad.

the Aquabats - I don't give a damn about anything. I'm gonna have a good time.

nofx - only when i'm in my pseudo politically conscious mood.

Mae - heartsore and devoid of any more emotions. I'd suggest Last Call. it FORCES me to cheer up.

Miles Davis - i'm too classy for this world kinda mood.


I've discovered I'm far too lazy and too complicated to finish this all too inadequate list.

i killed the spelling of that word. I almost feel guilty about it. almost.

Maryssa might just be one of the most rad people living in nebraska at the moment.

Have you ever walked past someone on the street and noticing that they had a huge smile on their face, begin to not trust them?

That happened to me today. What the hell do people in this world have to smile about? not a damn thing. No one can be trusted. They're all terrorists.

A guy came into drive through tonight and used his credit card. My asshole coworker looked at the name on the card, closed the drive through window, got on the microphone and called out "Al-Qieda!" (shit I can't spell) he thought this was the funniest comment ever, and kept saying it. I wanted to fucking deck him. The poor man in drive through wanted to deck him too. holy shit.

I swear to god ignorance truly is bliss. well, to the ignorant. I wish I was a moron sometimes. I really do.

mom's making me go to sleep.

later all.
-fraz.

Wow, I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and complain about how lame Avril is.

nah. you know what? She's what I like to call a "scorcher".

yowza.

besides, she's only been good for the economy. hot topic is making millions off of her fans. that's fantastic.

and I love all of these "out of the closet" punk rockers that live in omaha all of a sudden. These are the same guys that used to sing along to LFO and the Backstreet boys with me. hahaha.

LFO is by far the best boy band ever.

and yes, the beatles are a boy band.

backstreet is a very close second.

goodnight. for real this time.

Oh wait. I bought "youth in revolt" by C.D. Payne. It's hilarious. In a creepy way, it reminds me of myself at times. gaaaah.

goodnight.

current song: The Postal Service - Clark Gable

yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another frazism.

STOLIFIED.

I know. it was grand for you too.

after reading nineinchtool's blog, I've decided to steal his idea. Even though I did the same thing on *ack* LJ.

1. for being so loud and obnoxious, i'm rather shy.
2. It's extremely hard for me to open up to people, and i hide a lot behind my humor. Even though I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny. heh.
3. I'm not racist, I hate everyone.
4. When I put on my aviator sunglasses, I start singing highway to the danger zone and think that I'm Tom Cruise.
5. Top Gun is the most awesomest movie ever.
6. I love Third Eye Blind.
7. Ska is the best type of music - EVER.
8. I'm SO not emo. punkass.
9. I'm also a musical snob. I'm talking holy shit proportions here.
10. I have next to no insecurities. It makes it really hard for people to make fun of me. Pretty nice thing to have.
11. I have a humongoid ego for absolutely no reason at all.
12. I go to college in 36 days and I'm scared out of my fucking mind.
13. I have a personal vendetta against anyone who has sex before me. So pretty much, I hate all of my friends. 'Cept mitch. We'll be best friends for life due to our inability to talk to girls.
14. Girls are lame anyway.
15. OOH OOH! the ska boss came on my playlist. that's rad.
16. my dad and I like to fight. like sixth grade girls. well, in a way. except we're a bit more verbose. Just as freaking retarded and pointless though.
17. I'm a hardcore democrat, and I actually keep up on modern-day politics. If it wasn't for advertising, I'd so become a Political Science major. I've been contemplating a double major though. it's still early.
18. This website is great. it's kmorg without the stupid people who don't know how to spell.

A GODSEND.

19. Charlie Brown and Calvin and Hobbes are the best cartoons ever. Don't even try to argue with me.

Goodnight.

Current song: Weezer - Surf Wax America

Aaah, grand song.

In other news, I just realized I have absolutely nothing to post about. I guess I'll just start ranting about nothing.

I hate fast food. I mean I guess sometimes it can be rather tasty, but my real problem lies in working for a fast food company.

If I was Godzilla, BK, you'd be on my list.

I wrote a song about what I'd do if I was godzilla. it was pretty catchy. I'll try to remember part of it for my woonderful readers here at elowel.

Try to imagine this sung in a disgustingly lilting/screeching voice. here goes!

If I were godzilla, i'd stomp on your burger king
and every single weight watchers on the planet.

okay, so thats all i can remember. it was pretty good, i promise.

On my next paycheck, i'm going to a pawn shop and i'm buying an accoustic guitar. It is the next step in my aspirations to become the world's greatest improv singer/songwriter. I've already reached almost-famous status in omaha, but the world deserves to hear my much acclaimed talent.

When i say "much acclaimed" what I really mean is selfless promotion and bragging.

okay, so it's really not all that selfless. still. saddle creek records wants me sooo bad.

It's almost disgusting.

i may need a backup guitar player or keyboardist. maybe someone who plays both geetar and keyboards! yeah. that's what I need.

I'll be accepting applications all this week. Good luck.

-fraz.

As I grow in age, I begin to realize more and more how much I hate young people. Especially those in the age range of 11-15. I pride myself on having a slightly tolerable 13 year old brother, but one of his friends needs to be shot in the face. Okay, maybe not shot in the face, but definitely decked. He's been trying to push my buttons all day. He even sank to using rascist comments around me! What the flying fuck? I left the room immediately and picked up the fist thing I could find and threw it across the room.

How could you raise a child to think that stuff was actually funny?

excuse me while I drown myself.
-fraz.

Current song: Weezer - Dope Nose

Little brothers and drumsets shouldn't mix. Please, spread the word.

Recently, I saw the new michael moore film. It was interesting, but I hated how I felt after it.

You see, when I walked out of the movie, I had a renewed sense of seething hate for George Dubya. Although I knew about 2/3 of the facts in that movie, my brain turned off as soon as I walked in. I'm sure that this was all the acclaimed director's intention. Along with his facts, he used sweeping language and cleverly cut interviews. I'll admit, I love seeing bush portrayed as a moron just as much as any other hardcore ultra super dooper awesome democrat, but jesus christ. The cuts were so blatant, i thought I was going to be sick at times.

Please don't go to the movie if you have absolutely no idea about politics. It's full of brainwashing democrat-rays.

semi-good movie. Intelligent, at least a little bit.

I bought the led zepplin compilation. I'm in love. Seriously, if jimmy page wanted me to lick his old crusty balls, I probably would.

My dad came into my room in the middle of dazed and confused and got super pissed off.

here's a brief portion of our conversation:

"What the hell is this? Led Zepplin?"
"Wow, you like Zep?"
"Hell no! If you're gonna buy old music, you need to buy good stuff, like Marvin Gaye, or Aretha Franklin."
"Yeah dad, I'll buy that right after I complete my John Denver collection."
"You like John Denver?"

Yes. My father. The moron.

I have family coming over tomorrow. In a pathetic attempt to look like we are a clean family, my mother is forcing my brother and I to clean the entire house. It isn't working all that well. I think I've cleaned up our keyboard and monitor quite well. I suppose i could have shined up the drumset a little better, and my CD player in my room is still a bit dusty.

I decided that I was only going to clean items in this house that I use. I wiped down the handle to the refrigerator, cleaned one of the eyes on the stovetop, and cleaned out the oven.

I also dusted the subwoofer for my computer. I think i did a pretty bang up job.

what the hell does bang up job really mean? Who came up with these sayings? Brandon's rather confused.

-fraz.

Well. Work sucked tonight. I ended up having to do everyone else's job. I hate it when that happens. Eh, I guess that's what happens when you're stuck in freaking fast food.

Gah.

In other news, mitch and I made spaghetti.

It was an entertaining adventure, at least.

the taste leaves something to be desired.

Have fun tonight/tomorrow.

Yaaay!

I just brought two people to the site! That makes me happy. I truly do think I've found my journaling home.

Have I found myself a home? Is it feasible?

I think I spelled that wrong. In any case, I send my deepest gratitude to alex, or as I know him, "aquabat" for helping to create this site. Soon I plan on creating a custom layout that rivals the awesomeness of all the awesomeness that is in this world.

Also, thanks to Tara, or TaRt or myevilfriend for bringing this website to my attention.